[He hums as he moves his fingers inside them, amused in a way that makes him roll his eyes at their answers. It's nice to know he's not the only one making stupid decisions...but also why are they like this for him!! They're too good...]

No harm in trying. Dunno why I'm bothering to try and plan this shit, though... You're so fucking irresistible, it's hard to stop and think once we start. [hence the ice cream dick]